welcome

hi

This site exists mostly because I needed a place to throw my projects onto the internet instead of leaving them buried in random folders on my computer. It also works as a place to store databases, node.js experiments, unfinished ideas, and things I probably forgot I made.

Sometimes I update this site regularly. Sometimes I disappear for weeks and suddenly upload something at 2am. It really depends.

This website was really built because I thought: "I'm sure people would actually enjoy this, and it would be a way to organize my desktop through the internet." That statement was very incorrect.

At this point it's less of a “portfolio” and more of a digital junk drawer.

Things you will probably find here:

• Projects that may or may not be finished
• Tools that solve oddly specific problems that only I have
• Random experiments
• Posts about things I'm working on
• Things I made at 3am and forgot about
• Code that somehow works but shouldn't
• A sandwich (still possible)

Things you will probably not find here:

• A tree
• The number 9 next to the letter z
• Customer support
• Perfectly written code (i suck)
• A stable sleep schedule
• Documentation that makes sense
• Nothing (because technically this page exists)

If you're here to look through everything, you can view all posts here. Good luck finding something actually useful.

stuff

Is this site maintained?

yes. kind of. If something breaks I'll probably fix it eventually. Or ignore it for a while until it becomes a “feature.”

What cookies do you store?

Admin login cookies. Nothing weird. I do not care enough to track your every move. You are not important enough for that.

Why does this site exist?

Mostly for fun, learning, hosting projects, and giving myself an excuse to build random things.

Will everything here work?

I hope so. Please do not come to me crying because something broke. Everything here is built with hopes and dreams and whatever energy I had that day.

Can I trust the downloads?

probably. If your computer starts making strange noises, that is between you and your computer.

How many unfinished projects do you have?

too many. some are "almost done" which means they will remain untouched for 8 months minimum.

Why are there so many of these stupid unneeded questions?

to look smart. and also to fill space so the page feels important.

Can I contact you?

no. not yet. maybe eventually, if I feel like it isn't a bad idea.

Can I commission you?

no.
never.
you're better off hiring someone who's actually good.
(I can't even code in C, C++, & C# for those nerds (what a nerd) (im a loser))

What else is there?

idk. Figure it out. You have a mouse and eyeballs. (at least I hope so)

Future plans?

more projects. more tools. fewer bugs. probably more bugs. maybe some structure if I ever feel dangerous.

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anyway thanks for visiting. enjoy your stay, or don't.

if you think you somehow found a secret page, no you didn't.

this message will not self-destruct because I didn't implement that.

goodbye